{"id":36133,"date":"2013-12-09T18:43:26","date_gmt":"2013-12-09T17:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/?p=36133"},"modified":"2013-12-09T18:43:26","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T17:43:26","slug":"tactical-holiday-stocking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/36133","title":{"rendered":"Tactical Holiday Stocking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-36134\" alt=\"Tactical Holiday Stocking\" src=\"http:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/tactical_holiday_stocking.jpg\" width=\"470\" height=\"640\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The <a title=\"Think Geek\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/product\/1687\/\" target=\"_blank\">Tactical Holiday Stocking<\/a> from\u00a0ThinkGeek takes the traditional Christmas accessory and militarizes it with\u00a0integrated MOLLE (Modular Lightweight Load-carrying Equipment) straps on the outside, a swivel carabiner on the top and at the ankle, two quick-release clips on the toe, a hook-and-loop panel near the top, a bi-directional side zipper, a top handle, and a small external pouch.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s made of\u00a0heavy duty nylon, and the\u00a0top handle makes it easy to grab and get out of the house with before the spiked eggnog lights up. Depending on how many candy canes you\u00a0got in there,\u00a0you could probably survive for at least a week in the woods with this thing.<\/p>\n<p>Via <a title=\"Hi Consumption\" href=\"http:\/\/hiconsumption.com\/2013\/12\/tactical-holiday-stocking\/\" target=\"_blank\">Hi Consumption<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Tactical Holiday Stocking from\u00a0ThinkGeek takes the traditional Christmas accessory and militarizes it with\u00a0integrated MOLLE (Modular Lightweight Load-carrying Equipment) straps on the outside, a swivel carabiner on the top and at the ankle, two quick-release clips on the toe, a hook-and-loop panel near the top, a bi-directional side zipper, a top handle, and a small [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":36134,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,6],"tags":[],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36133"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36136,"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36133\/revisions\/36136"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/36134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.iainclaridge.co.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}